Pawscars Ceremony Delayed After Cats Refuse to Share Red Carpet

The annual Pawscars awards show was delayed nearly an hour last night after several celebrity cats refused to share the red carpet with dogs. Stylists say the conflict began when a golden retriever accidentally shed on a couture black fur coat.

Organizers eventually rolled out a second, “slightly beige from previous use” carpet for the dogs, prompting heated debate online about species segregation in show business.