Minimalist Dog Declutters Toy Basket, Regrets Everything 3 Minutes Later

Inspired by a popular lifestyle influencer, a local dog attempted a minimalist makeover by donating half of his toys to the shelter. Witnesses say he appeared calm and enlightened for approximately three minutes before frantically trying to retrieve a squeaky duck from the donation bin.

Experts warn that sudden decluttering can lead to “acute squeaker remorse” and recommend a gradual reduction of toys instead.