Lost: One Mysterious Treat, Last Seen Near Couch

Resident dog reports losing a single, highly valued treat that slipped under the couch and vanished into what experts are calling a “crumb dimension.” Last seen rolling slowly out of reach while the dog stared in silent horror.

Anyone with information, or a long enough paw to reach under the furniture, is urged to come forward. Reward offered in the form of enthusiastic face licks.