Historic Treaty Signed Between Cats of North Pawland and Dogs of South Pawland

For the first time in decades, the nations of North Pawland and South Pawland have ratified a treaty promising “mutual respect, shared territory access, and at least one annual friendship barbecue.” Negotiations nearly fell apart when the dogs proposed a tug-of-war demonstration, but cooler paws prevailed.

International analysts cautiously celebrate the agreement, noting that previous treaties have been undone by minor disputes over chew toys.