Historic Cat–Dog Peace Meeting Ends After Dog Suggests “Group Hug”

Today’s highly anticipated Cat–Dog Peace Summit ended abruptly after the canine delegation proposed a symbolic “group hug,” prompting the feline representatives to hiss, scatter, and end negotiations. Witnesses report that the cats retreated behind a velvet curtain to “collectively reconsider their involvement.”

Diplomats insist talks will resume, though both sides admit progress may be slow and treat bribery may be required.