The Felisian Parliament released an emergency statement today condemning Barkadia’s accidental ban on mail carriers, calling it “a destabilizing act of legislative carelessness.” According to Speaker Whiskerford, the ban has disrupted international deliveries, including luxury fish shipments, gourmet catnip boxes, and several crates of imported velvet cushions.
During a heated session, members of Parliament hissed in unison as Whiskerford described Barkadia’s governance as “an endless series of paw-stamped errors.” Multiple feline representatives demanded immediate diplomatic talks, while others argued the crisis proves cats should handle all regional paperwork “because we actually read things.”
The statement concludes with a stern request for Barkadia to reverse the ban, followed by a softer addendum noting that delays in premium tuna deliveries constitute “a violation of basic feline dignity.”
