Barkadia woke up this morning to the full consequences of the accidental mail-carrier ban, as thousands of treat boxes and toy deliveries failed to arrive on schedule. Pet parents report pacing dogs, irritable cats, and at least one bulldog who has begun guarding his empty mailbox “in case snacks magically appear.”
Local businesses are also feeling the impact. Barkadia’s largest subscription service, Good Boy Crate, announced delays due to packages being stuck in regional depots. Meanwhile, the Barkadia Chamber of Commerce issued a statement noting that “the economy cannot withstand prolonged treat interruptions,” warning of a potential downturn known as a snack recession.
Residents have begun organizing community “toy-sharing stations” to help fill the gap, but tensions are already rising as demand for squeaky balls and soft chews outpaces supply. Officials hope for a quick legislative fix, but with the mayor still apologizing and chasing tennis balls during press events, timelines remain unclear.
