Mouse Hackers Breach Catnip Supply Database, Replace All Passwords with “Squeak123”

Security experts confirmed today that a group of mouse hackers infiltrated the National Catnip Authority database, changing every password to “Squeak123.” Officials say no catnip was stolen, though the stunt caused widespread chaos as cats attempted to log in and accidentally triggered multiple lockouts.

The Mouse Underground has not taken responsibility but responded with a single-cheese emoji on social media.