November 2025

Today’s highly anticipated Cat–Dog Peace Summit ended abruptly after the canine delegation proposed a symbolic “group hug,” prompting the feline representatives to …

A rookie dog shocked crowds today by winning the regional agility tournament, thanks partly to a distracted cat judge who stopped scoring …

Chaos erupted at the annual Cat Yoga Championship when half the competitors simultaneously fell asleep during the “Sunlit Stretch” pose. Judges were …

The championship match of the National Fetch League came to an abrupt stop when the game ball rolled into a dense, ominous …

Security experts confirmed today that a group of mouse hackers infiltrated the National Catnip Authority database, changing every password to “Squeak123.” Officials …

A feline-run tech firm has introduced a self-warming laptop keyboard designed specifically for cats who insist on napping atop human devices. The …

A new smartphone app called Sniffr is gaining popularity among dogs, allowing them to rate and review scents encountered during walks. The …

Mediator squirrels attempted to negotiate but left after both sides refused to compromise.

International analysts cautiously celebrate the agreement, noting that previous treaties have been undone by minor disputes over chew toys.

Economists warn that if the shortage continues, a black market of gourmet treats may emerge, destabilizing global snack trade.